SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.




TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands


بجد نكت جاااااااامده جدااا
شكرا و جزاك الله كل خير

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : George!


lol .. thats hilarious
thankx bro 4 this gr8 topic